muah hahahah i found a hilarious interview from my chemical romance...
okay guys these are some tough questions..you up for it?
gerard : go for it
frankie: shoot
Skittles or M&Ms?
mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!!!
gerard: wow,uh yeah have to agree with mikey on that. skittles all the way
Frankie: i prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
ray: dude no way M&MS are way better
frankie: but they all taste the same!!! put some variety in your life man!!!!!
bob: gummy bears
gerard: dumbass that wasnt one of the choices
bob:.........oh well it is now
just so you know i didnt come up with this one: wich would you rather do? impregnate a cow or eat road kill squriell?
Frankie: are there any alternate answers?
gerard: i'd rather eat road kill anything then get near a cow
mikey: he hates cows. but seriously eating a road kill squirril? thats just plain weird and disgusting.
gerard: cows smell like shit
frankie: how about neither.
ray: C`mon frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
frankie: WHAT !!!!!!!!!! THATS JUST PLAIN WRONG!!!!
bob: dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
mikey: EWWWWWW KEEP IT PG-13 !!!!!!!PG-13!!!!
so whats the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
ray : dont even get me started the list could go on for hours..
gerard: come on. you know we pick on mikey more than anyone.
frankie: we've all had our days.
gerard: once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
i always thought it was a SAND-WICH
gerard: when me and mikey were little he would say samich so it just kinda stuck.
bob: TELL HER WHAT THEY DID TO THE SANDWICH!!!
mikey: Oh god noooo!!!!!!!!!!
gerard: well i was making a tuna and whipcream samich and i left for a second to go check on something. when i came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikey's cum and tuna. it was so fucking distugsting. i swear i'll get you back for that.
mikey: yeah and you did. i remember this one time when you and frankie zipped me up in my sleeping bag and dumped me in the pool at the Sheraton hotel because i wouldnt go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
what was so creepy about it?
gerard: there was this fucking psycho satanic cult up there and mikey was scared shitless.
ray: those guys were so cool
frankie: there was this one guy chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting things at us in latin. or i think it was latin...we really pissed them off. i guess he was trying to curse us or something...
do you guys belive in that kind of thing?
gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a quijia board and we're all very supersticous.
frankie: dont go walking under ladders.
okay. new subject. again i did not have anything to do with the making up of this question. Boxers breifs man thong or commando?
mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off his chair)
frankie: MAN THONG ALL THE WAY!!!!!!
gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!
ray: boxers for me thanks
bob: no comment
mikey: AHHHHH he's commando. arent you?
bob: like i said no comment.
gerard: GROSS!!!!!!! I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!!!
OK. a friend wanted to know what you really do in the shower
gerard: well i take LOOOOONG, hooooott, pleasurable showers, and i touch and scrub my whoole entire body. ..(gerard said with an orgasmic sound to it all..)
mikey: Ewwwww
ray: oh mikey you've thought about that before
mikey: EWWW noooooo!
gerard: dont deny it!
mikey: shut up back to the question.
gerard: that is part of the question.
frankie: you guys are fucked up.
ray: hey mikey, dont you take toasters in the bath?
gerard: YES he does!
mikey: well not anymore, every once in a while i do like to watch t.v. in the bath but i guess its not a safe thing to do.
Frankie: you're such a dumbass!!
ok. this ones for frankie. have you ever thought about one of your band mates in a sexual way? if so who?
frankie: yes actually. but it was nothing to dirty or anything. i just-there was this one pair of pants gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package...
gerard: yeah everyone knows im sexy
definently gerard. anyway....one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with bert?
gerard: okay....i havent fucked him sucked him or vise-versa....but i have seen him naked.
frankie: i think bob and ray left us.
mikey: wussies cant handle the sex talk..
gerard: you're one to be talking.
mikey: FUCK YOU!
gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!!
mikey: GO FUCK A COW!!
gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!!
mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!!
gerard: SHES YOUR MOM TO DUMBASS
ok i think its safe to say that this interview is over...
frankie: on behalf of the rest of mcr and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!
gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA isnt that one of the greatest interviews you have ever read?!?!?...golly i love that gerard..hes so funny...especially the part about the shower..he is rather raunchy..i told u he was beanzies..AND WE WERE TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT THE TOASTERS!!!!!!!!!!! haha we knew it...we must be physcic..or just flippin cool......haha...remember my dream..OH TOASTER OH TOASTER!! i was so right..i told u beanzies..i knew his secret about that...OMG remember that one time when we were talking about the toaster thingy and 'butter the toast on my chest' i cant even butter toast let alone put it in a toaster anymore with out bursting into laughter......i had that entire dream again beanzies...everything was the same except for when quinn ran in and ripped off his shirt..it said i love you gerard in black sharpee instead of blue this time.....but it was still great...i will never forget that dream ...here are the greatest qoutes that i can remember from it...'GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!' 'come sit by your god.' 'I KNOW NO MIKEY!!!!' 'hi bert....no im not busy...' .......HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I AM CRYING....goooood times man GOOD TIMES...........umm here are some random qoutes of gerard and bert...
gerard- 'donnington...i know someting you dont know..and that is..im not wearing any underwear.'
gerard- 'that song almost got us arrested in france because its about getting fucked up the ass' (you know what they do to guys like us in prison'
bert- 'one night me and gerard were making out so long it wasnt even funny anymore- even though it still was'
gerard- 'if your going to buy me a present dont spend more than 25 bucks. you'll get a blow job anyway'
hmm thats it i am so flippin lame......yay tho....
byeXoxo -shannon | 
gerard and bert were being smexylicious that day....
he looks weird without makeup...yet still so darned hott.
MY GOD HE IS SO HOTT..HES DAMNED BY SEXINESS.
YAY JEPHA!!!!!!!! WOAH MY FONT TURNED BLUE....THAT IS ODD BECAUSE I HAVE NO WAY OF CHANGING IT BACK......umm im confused...BYEBYE EVERYONE
well gerard is interesting.......a very raunchy man.......
ha i cant belive i love that man and dont even know him...i guess im just great ......
jepha and bert are smexy....
that vampires video was darn nifty...and without the sound...so funny...
